Saturday, July 3, 2010

I know I'm in delhi when...




1. I get various types of pimples on various areas of my face the day I place my foot on this land...

2. When I lose my chubby cheeks, no matter what I do to prevent it.....Dilli ki garmi sucks the life outta me...

3. When my day starts not with a smile...but grrrrrrrrrr....60...59....58....damn these traffic lights!!!

4. When I return back home, my face is covered with 1 cm thick layer of dust...

5. When nothing can save me from cough and cold.....become immune to any sort of anti-allergants!!

6. Access to net becomes rare!!!

7. When every lil street tempts me to pick teeny-weeny stuff, no matter what...waise m not that big a shopping freak...jus lil bit stuff!!

8. Food to laajawab hai.....every variety is available...I love it....infact I'm back to being a nonvegetarian!!!

Jo bhi hai...Jammu ki to baat hi hai alag..Dunno why I can't like Delhi so much!!(like, generally people do) *scratches head, coughs and thinks 'Why?'*

46 comments:

Lucifer said...

one jus needs to get used to it...it grows on u

G said...

Ask me why.. and i shall make u run out of reasons ;) ;D

Karthik said...

Look who's back! :)
Missed you in blogosphere. ;)

Such a delicate darling you are. All those points you mentioned are too common here in south too, let alone Delhi.
The third point had me in splits. Lol.. :D

(Now don't go into hiding again. Stay put) :D

vandy said...

so u in delhi
n chubby cheeks vala ,,,
i super like it

Rahil said...

I am probably thinking to write the same for bangalore :p

Sab thikh hai bas delhi ki garmi shucks. Rest i love everything abt delhi. Have fun :))

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

he he eheh .. waise its good ot loose weight itni garmi, I need to make frequent visits to delhi then jsut for that...

The traffic tooo...

gayathri vishwanathan said...

oh u were missing from the blogosphere :)

Never been to delhi...gotto witness it's garmi, traffic and gol gappas

SEPO said...

i lovve those shorts...! and the other stuff too :)

delhi ka street food is a bliss :)

The Holy Lama said...

Kashmir ki kali
Dilli kyon chali
Anyway, see you in blogsphere

Forever a Student said...

welcum back dear...ws waiting fr ur post for quite sumtym...
enjoy ur stay in delhi and plz dnt loose weight otherwise i am dead nd u knw y....

SG said...

Are you visiting or moved to Delhi. Delhi in summer is just murder.

Unknown said...

Lovely!!
Delhi is a gr8 place to be in..
Its good that u get so many hints as u reach there..:)

Cheers

Nuts

Neha said...

lol..Delhi ki stories..nice nice..I started writing a post series on it..abhi breaks aa rahe hai..will continue soon enough..

nice points btw :D I was loling :P sorry, but i did find them very amusing :)

Haddock said...

Agree on point No 8

Destiny's child... said...

It needs getting used to, may be...I actually love going to Delhi...ummm the street food...nothing like it!

Tomz said...

Wel..it brought to my heart the memories of my two year back Delhi trip..nice memories still I caress, some of them have got a place in my blog in the form of jottings..

Insignia said...

Oh back after long time. Have you moved to Delhi? Heard a log about the scorching summers of Delhi.

Take care, dont get dehydrated :-)

Prithwish....... said...

hey ..being a delhite, i could totally relate to your post:)
loved it...carry on !!

scarlet pimpernel said...

i recognise devil weards prada and shanta ram what is the third title ?

Americanising Desi said...

it sounds so much like Karachi :)

but i love this place :D dont think u have the same feelings about Delhi

Jaunty anima said...

@Mayz:

true....but m going back in a few days...so I dun have to adapt!

Jaunty anima said...

@G:

haha....I know!!!
That's why we are so similar!

Jaunty anima said...

@Karthik:

Yea...
N wat did u just say....delicate darling????????
M everything but that!!!
South me bhi...that's why i say jammu rocks big time!!
M not going into hiding anywhere....back to reading and writing full time now!!

Jaunty anima said...

@vandy:

U like it!!!
It kills me!!

@rahil:

go0 ahead...write it....
tune to kuch bhi nahi sunaya...hws bangalore vagarah vagarah!! :(

Jaunty anima said...

@Bikram:

haha...u need to lose???
u don't appear that overweight!!!

n traffic....jeez!!

Jaunty anima said...

@gayathri:

yea...n now m back!!

oh...the golgappas are nice...save the other two!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Sepo:

haina...me too!!

love it yaar....:)

@lama:

dilli it ke liye aayi re!!

n this kali will continue staying jammu as of abhi!!
not going anywhere!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Su:

thanks sweets!!
N now u have it...

ohh i dont want to lose it either....save me those taunts.....patli ho gayi...blah blah!!

Jaunty anima said...

@SG:

nah just temporarily re!!
It is.....true!!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Nipun:

It is for people who live n love it!!!
not for us....apart from a few things like shopping and food which is a bliss!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Neha:

N I've read those stories already!
U were amused, really :(
It's killing, murderous!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Haddock:

Oh yea...no doubt!!!

@DC

U love it....no doubt i like visiting it too,...but shifting here permanently gives me shivers!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Tomz:

N i'll be reading them soon!!
u always take back nice memories!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Tomz:

N i'll be reading them soon!!
u always take back nice memories!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Insignia:

nah re...have not moved...just temporarily!!!
U've heard....I'm experienciong...n it's urghhhhh!!!

thanks dear...will take care!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Prithwish:

I know...u guys can....
hats off...how can u live here..!!
thanks btw!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@scarlet:

Bingo!!

n the third one is a diary...not a novel!!

Jaunty anima said...

@AD:

Really...have neva been to pakistan!!

that happens...things u love....u complain the most abt them only!!

- Sugar Cube - said...

Have been to Delhi only once and that too loooong back so don't remember much :|

Have fun :D

Jaunty anima said...

@ Sugar: N I thought u belonged to delhi :P

Harini said...

I thought i commented on this post but turns out i dint :P.

I like the Delhi post and was hoping you would come up with more :(,

Pesto Sauce said...

I like Jammu, its much much better than Delhi

Baljinder Singh said...

Living close to nature always make people biased....n tats 4 their betterment only....Also people hv accustomed to d chaotic environment of Delhi...tats it...its their problem na..
n Jammu issomething one doesn't wanna lose....

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sobhit said...

hi delhi is a gr8 place.... c it gets u back 2 being a meat eater...i prefer sain dat to nonveg :P.. i love d city... guess d way jammu is 4u... tay here 4 long meet d wonderfull n not so wonderful ppl arnd n u sure will fall in love wid d city.. not d way u r wid jammu... but dis is s gr8 city..

PS typical girly shoppin at janpath?? am assuming from d pix u placed,, all janpath stuf

एक बेहद साधारण पाठक said...

जो जम्मू जैसी जगह से आये उनका ये रीएक्शन वाज़िब है

आपको और आपके सभी पाठकों को दीपावली की ढेर सारी शुभकामनाएं

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoeIESssOaY&feature=player_embedd