Friday, January 15, 2010

Sitting Capped, 55 Slapped!




Meghna and Pritish, after a few inky shades in their years of courtship, had managed to lead a moderately happy married life. The moment in hand was a crucial one.

"Aaye hayte youoo-oo-oo, cold hearted Meghna!"

Minutes back,

Bucket of cold water emptied on Pritish.

"Your body's dirt was demolished after one week of upheaval!"

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HUSH IT!

Why some things can't be spoken openly?

It was just another medical problem, causing unbearable, abnormal discomfort! He didn't inform his parents fearing how they'd reciprocate, not friends to avoid news spreading like fire in forest.

His mother during teenage years had apprised him of taking precautions.

It plagued him now. Itch-guard didn't help either!

;) :D
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PS: I'm not a winter lover, in fact I despise it, frost bite, the kind of clothes making you look more like a bear, sleepy lazy bums all around!

But the fun lies in watching people who are almost aquaphobic or precisely speaking, ablutophobic, mummy runnind behind her kid to catch hold of him and splash water on his body after days or weeks:P

Love it:D
I was a kid too!!*nostalgia*
Hey n I took a bath everyday, almost!!!;)

Kick the blues, have a Jaunty January!:)

41 comments:

Karthik said...

Hahahahahahahaahaa..... :D lol...
It was humourous re. :-)
The way you started I thought it was going to be a love story, only to realize later it was just an advertisement coming on DD1 regarding the importance of cleanliness!! :D
And ablutophobic??! You should've been an etymologist.
Enjoyed reading. You too have a Jaunty January, Jaunty Rhythm! :-)

Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

Haila ha ha ha...superb... shudders, cold water bucket!!!!

baap re... Good one. :D

Insignia said...

Hehehehe...I expected a serious subject.

Snugging within woolen is somewhat nice. I like winters :-)

AmitL said...

ooph- I too thought it was a story under development(No pun intended..haha)- had a good laugh. Yes-why can't some things be just spoken openly?:)
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U have a great January,too Jaunty!!:)

vAnDaNa sLaThIa said...

rofl

Sorcerer said...

wow!!
Those were fantastic :)

Mads... said...

heyy..wid a blend of humour dis tymme..hehe..you rite rlly well..luved yr way of presentation..gr8..!!!

Rahil said...

u seem not be much in love with winters...on the contrary i totally adore this time of the year.. :)

And abt the post, it was ekdam mast..!!

gud going jaunty... :)

Issam said...

A nice and humorous take...
I just love the winter... sadly we have only summer 365 days in this part of the country :(

bondgal_rulz said...

LOVED them!!!!

You know I think it's easier to make someone cry than making them laugh. And you lady just managed the tougher wala job. :)

Cheers

scarlet pimpernel said...

Have a jaunty January ...
I liked it
I have a cousin who claims he didnt bath for 2 momths during a winter in rajasthan

sepo said...

nyc..!!
got that nostalgic feel..!1

Raksha Raman said...

Now that was a hilarious one! Unexpected twist and loved it. You are no doubt very talented. It'd be awesome if you can update blogger more frequently! Liked it a lot!

Haddock said...

I know how it is.
I remember a friend who was posted in Kashmir who said "just to take a bath you have to remove so many clothes and after bath again put on so may layers"

GregoryJ said...

Hi Jaunty,
May I ask about the name you use here, Jaunty anima? Why is it written that way? One capitalized, one not?

I like your blog, so I'm giving you an award. I have to give it to ten bloggers or I will have great misfortune. (no, not really).
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Thanks,
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Jaunty anima said...

@Karthik:Advertisement!!!..
haha!!lol!!See M spreading a social message meant for everyone's benefit!

N etymologist!wah..
Chalo there's an optional field for me if engineering doesn't come out good!!

N thanks yaar!!
Waise m sure you are not well acquainted with this skipping-a-bath act!U don't have those proper winters in that part of the country, nahi?

N m as jaunty as always...:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Sid:You felt the chill too!!

Can unnerstand...The temperature has dropped down as never before!:(

@Insignia:I always pretend to take things seriously n that shows in my writing too and the end result is there to see...!

U love winters...ahh...!!Then keep enjoying buddy!
:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Amit:
False illusion...hehe!!

Well I'd come up with a story soon!

So stay hooked!:)

@Vandi:
U fell from your chair kya?

Lagi to nahi?;)

lol!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Sorcy:
thanku boss!!

:)

@Mads:
Arre...aahhh!!!

Thank you!!*blushes*

Jaunty anima said...

@Rahil:
My hands and feet have a story to tell every winter!!
That's the main reason I hate winters so much..in fact the correct way to describe it is...HORRENDOUS!

N if winters treats you well..then go n sip that hot cup of coffee, have fun out covered in woolens:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Issam:
Hey Welcome welcome!!

OOhh..let's exchange places!!:)

@BOndgal:
I did, really?

M so glad Isha..When bond says that , I have no option but to believe it..Thanku..*takes a bow*

:):)

Jaunty anima said...

@Scarlet:
wow!~!2 months..Kudos!

I wonder what it feels like..*imagines*
Ewwww...!!

Nway welcome to my blog dear!:)

@Sepo:
That's an interesting name Sepo...U are Vandi's frnd, aren't you?

Welcome to my blog!!

Nostalgia??Ur profile pic says a different story!Pretty one:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Raksha:
That's a huge compliment..Made my day!!

I will try n update it more frequently..would love to have you visiting here at an equal rate!!:)

@Haddock:
U know it!

Yeah, absolutely and it needs a lotta will power to do something like that....u see!!;)

lol!

Jaunty anima said...

@Greg:
Ohh...thanks a lot Greg!!

M on ur blog straight away...!!

N yes...That pattern of writing my name that way was a random one!
Noone figured it out earlier!

яノςんム said...

yet another abortion! painful.. even i wrote something like tht..
and the second was hilarious :D

i love winters though :D

яノςんム said...

P.S. i find it rude myself when ppl point out tht i wrote something like n do ceck out.. but yeah, i really find it surprising when i come here every time and find the topic u wrote on i wrote em earlier :D
even the back n white thing and now the abortion thing!

Jaunty anima said...

@Richa:
Arre...No it's absolutely fine u pointed out....

But the first one was not at all related to abortion..guess u misinterpreted it!!Meghna empties that bucket to demolish the dirt of Pritish's body!!gosh...where does abortion come there?

N yes, black n white thing is a common topic...many people have written abt it...

M no plagiarist, if u think so!!
Or may be like they say, "Great minds think alike!";)

SG said...

Nice one. Is that what the proverb "throwing cold water" means. Loved it.

Skywalker said...

why is it that fiction 55 are always sumthing with trick ending...??
take my advice try writing a longer thriller...

nesquarx.com said...

You. Woman...

Stay the hell away from me!

*runs*

Jaunty anima said...

@SG:
Well...that proverb means to stop something that the person is enthusiastic about...while here the case is...they make people do something they are least enthusiastic abt;)

@Skywalker:
Well that's wat fiction 55 is all abt..what is a story of 55 words with a straight end?

N I'm gonna heed your advice for sure!Wrote one, which is not good enough to be published...so I'll try another:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Nes:
Hey...Why?

You haven't taken a bath today?
I should be running then :o

*chuckles*

Pesto Sauce said...

Winter must be hard in Jammu, though its no less severe in Gurgaon

Jaunty anima said...

@Pesto:
Yeah true, it's almost the same here..unbearable winters!:(

NesQuarX said...

I don't like baths in the winter... Though I take one at least four days a week, the neighbours always get to know when the first splash hits me...

Jaunty anima said...

@Nes:

Now that's really brave on your part..There are few boys, I know who claim they take a bath once in a month...
Kudos to you ;)

PS I'm not being a sexist...boys usually are into this skipping-a-bath thingy..so..;)

яノςんム said...

lol :) i never meant plagiarism... :) i too meant 'great minds think alike' ;)

Jaunty anima said...

@Richa:
haha...I misinterpreted this time then..

Cheers!

PS the Pratsie said...

loove 55 fictions ! these were really good :)

Jaunty anima said...

@Pratsie:
Hey gurl...!!
Thanku loadz n loadz!!!

Prithwish....... said...

hey..
really good one.:) a frictional love story per se...:)
keep blogging...and do visit my blog too..
http://expressivearian.blogspot.com/
take care!!!