Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The GHISSY-PITTY story!!

Heyyyy!!!Long time guys....Long time my bloggy dear...I missed you sooo much....Muuahhhhh!!!!Hey no excuses there...had it not been the goofy internet connection,,unexpected responsibilities,,a handful of new commitments I would have updated you right there right then....But THE INTERNET CONNECTION....Ohh God!!I'm not going to repeat that old "Ghiissy-Pitty" story...but u guys take my word

"Where there is BSNL,there is no way.....

the webpage you opened is not going to stay...

And this connection won't fall in place chaahe you wait for the whole day...."

Wooww I can hear a sarcastic *clap clap*...may be a few good writers and poets looking daggers at me..Jauntyyy!!!try anything but poetry...huh:x!!!I'm sorry POETS...pretty much sounding like a thwarted flunkee...

Few days back,I came across this line in a book given to me by one of my friends which is quite apt and it goes like "The best laid schemes of men(and women too;)) and mice often go astray!"See..after myriad consultations,,hell lot of sifarishs n obviously mucho bahaanas I got my internet connection once I entered college...and I always counted upon it to come to rescue when I was feeling bored...but it just seemed to disappear at the times of need..pissing me off still more..:x:xThat's why I thought that today that I've finally got the connection right,I must convey all my anguish to it right through it...(kyunki kya pata Kal connection ho na ho!!)

And if you guys thought that this curled up my "Rona Dhona",mind you it's not the end of it..I give you a second chance to close this window right now if you don't wish to continue.. because there's still another instance which proves the adage I stated above right...And it has to do with my newly found commitment which happens to be a JAVA course from DOEACC...Though this idea of joining the course was not borne out of my mind and involved a series of persuasions from a friend and few others..but once I decided to go for it,I kind of created a whole roadmap for myself and felt it fitted well into the plan...There were a few alarms and sirens buzzing around"If so and so sir is the course incharge DON"T go for it"..Why didn't I listen to you G..???

At the entrance of DOEACC centre,a strange psycho welcomed my friend and me and after taking our intro...helped us with the admission process..the whole manner of that man seemed weird...and finally it was disclosed that the sleazy guy who had welcomed us was none other than the incharge G had referred to...I cursed my fate...the admission couldn't be cancelled too..The first day of his class was superincumbent....His "Ok...No problem" irked me...Understanding classes,objects,OOP was a Gargantuan task...His silly expressions got me even more infuriated...but somehow crawled through the first class..But didn't get even a single word he tried to explain,rather did he even explain anything!!!!Hah..!Mr. Loosey!

Well I'm trying to set aside these irritants but they are just not ready to leave....don't know...but one thing's for sure I sulk at them but they bring out the best in me...
There are times when absolutely nothing falls in the right place,probably I'm going through that phase...bearing everything as an anvil....but surely soon enough I'll hit back as a hammer...hard and even harder this time!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hey guys....finally I am back with a banggg!!!But still not with a full fledged post of an array of emotions,sarcasm,blah blah...but something more proximate...close to my heart....

And ofcourse, it happens to be one of my bestesttt friend's birthday and no prizes for guessing this one......Supadiya or Sups!this one's for you..

Mate..!God laid out a perfect story for me
which is why you were sent as an angel in my life...I needn't tell you what important place you hold in my life because I know I may fill up the wwhole blog,,,,scribble a complete diary,,,but won't be able to do justice as I neither have the words nor the ability to express my emotions that vividly...Anyways sweets....all I have to say is May God bless you,,,,fulfil all your wishes,,,,may all your dreams come true...!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!HAVE A BLAST!!!ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!N KEEP SMILING FOREVA N EVA!!!!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Quote Unquote

"One's

dignity is

never

assaulted,

vandalized

and cruelly

mocked

unless surrendered."

Sunday, June 7, 2009

MISSION EXTERMINATE 'L'

Slurping down the entire maggi from my plate,I begin to write.With absolutely nothing in my mind to write about,I curse myself for not having done anything worthwhile all this time.Without exaggerations,it's this ENEMY of mine who's responsible for this slackening of life.Mind you,if anyone of you pities this crook and thinks that this scapegrace is becoming the scapegoat,then I beg you to lend me your ear...Gosh!!how would you do that...arghhh...I mean atleast pay heed to what I think about this #$%^&* for if there's anyone responsible for the miseries in my life,whatever their amount be,it's this Bloody Bad-Egg..:x

Given a sword or even a simple knife,I'd chop this DUSHMAN into as many pieces as there are neurons in our body.Not that I'm anykind of Cut Throat..but the extent of sabotage caused is uncalled-for.It has crippled me beyond any imaginations..trust me!!

None of my plans gone underway would progress without an obstruction as this marauder would always become a stumbling block and proudly standing in my path said,"Darling,I'm a tough nut to crack!!Beat me or I'll beat you to hell."Shameless fellow!!

But dude...If u r reading this,"Listen,don't trifle with me..You really don't have the faintest idea of the doom you have invited for yourself..by messing with me..I get goosebumps at the thought of what awaits you because I can assure you it's one of those ends you can't even imagine of!:x


No doubt I've shown a lot of patience while handling this jerk, maintained composure throughout but Now I've had enough of it and it's time to turn the tables on him.It has been an unpleasant experience throughout but this episode has taught me to fight,to wage war against my biggest enemies..And this time I won't rest before disrupting,dismantling and ultimately defeating my "BIGGEST ENEMY" Laziness..that Laziness which never allowed me to perform any task upto my potential..that Laziness which never allowed me to reach anywhere on time..that Laziness which always made a jackass of me in front of all those bustling stalwarts and me turning out too sluggish to stay in society like theirs..

ahhh...now you tell me do you still pity this CROOKED LAZINESS of mine.*sob sob*I know your answers guys and gals..I'm well acquainted with your empathy..you all are a bunch of really very understanding people..i know that!!:) But one thing's for sure this Enemy of mine should start counting his last breaths because nowhere I'm going to show sympathy in ending the 19-year long hostility..How brutal the killing is, time will only tell..!!:x...But the end's not too far!!

ps:Now that m writing this post at 3 when even the stars are ready with their bags packed ..waking up in the morning is going be a lil too tough but yes! after that...the enemy will not be forgiven..!!!MISSION EXTERMINATE 'L'!!