Thursday, April 1, 2010

Foolish-ically Challenged, eh!?!


Hey Happy Fool’s Month fools! :D In case you are not a fool, chillax…my blog isn’t reserved for normal humans only…you (foolish-ically challenged people) will be served too but spare this post for the normal ones only…excuse me, prithee! :D

This month is special to me in more than one ways, which will be unraveled gradually, as the month unfolds. So wait and watch coz the cat will be out of the bag anytime, sooner than later!

Ok..are you surrounded by fools? Foolish question, you think, huh? But hey..you are reading the most foolish blog of one of the foolish-est persons on the earth*Shameless grin*
Fools can be of many types:

  • Seemingly Wise Fools: Fools under the impression that no one wiser was ever born. Please don’t mock at them. They are suffering from a syndrome with no cure. So have mercy and let them be coz there’s no better cure than love and compassion.
  • Funky Fools: Anything funky is in, right? But funky fools are not. Know anyone who follows and preaches Funky-ism with utmost glamour, pissing off everyone in the company with their funky language, pjs, and visage. Well ffs, I puke at you and I hate you the most. It is again incurable and even more dangerous coz it’s contagious!
  • The Yedas and Yedis (to be pronounced typically in Tapori ishtyle): Yo man…this category can have so many subcategories but to cut it short, all the people who actually act ‘Shaana’ e.g. bullies, high-society-superior-good-for-nothing-forever-ranting-crybabies, the morons(refer to fake-attitude, though I personally hate the term fake attitude coz how can anyone fake it…attitude shows, isn’t it?). I request you to add to the list now.
  • Just-like-that Fools: Regular people…By regular, I mean the normal ones who are here, there and everywhere, who eat, drink and breathe foolishness, like you and me! If it were not for us, the world would be a dull, drab and boring place to live in. Cheers for all of us! :)

Well...this post is a plea for mercy to all the fools and if you yourself are one, mercy to other categories. I urge you to treat them well, but to each his own.

Let's join hands to make this world a better, and not a foolish place to live!! :)

53 comments:

Sukriti said...

Finally i am the first one to comment on one of ur post :P
happy fool's month jaunty to u 2...i wish all the months r spcl to u bt yeah dis one is toooo spcl...
and i guess sumbdy is busy doing thesis on the fools around her..gud job...aggar engg mein higher degree nahi mili to isme to pakka mil hi jayegi :D

Karthik said...

Yo man!
*oh damn! I just belonged to the third category.. Noooooooooo!!! It was just a bloody typooooooo...*

Me likes fourth category and I belong there with you. :)

Awesome analysis, Rhythm. Didn't really know there were so many different kinds of fools. :D

Happy Fool's Month to you too.
And I know why this month is special to you. *wink wink*
This month is special for me too. ;) High five!

Rahil said...

categories well analysed, u get full marks !!

& wishing you special wishes for the special month :)

Skywalker said...
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Skywalker said...

Happy fools day to you too and wish u a great month ahead, after all its april....:)

nice categorization....there is one more category "Acting fools: those who act dumb, are not actually dumb but everyone around them knows they are acting :D"

Harini said...

i m sure i belong to one of these categories :P.

Insignia said...

Happy Fools Month to you too...I hope you remain a good fool throughout :-P

And yo!! to your segregation of types of fools. I have encountered all of them, but I am yet to figure out which category I belong to though :-)

vandy said...

i coudn't identify myself with any of these categories but the post was mast :P

Sourav C. Pandey said...

*disappointed* .. I don't fit in to any of the category above .. I have independent foolish identity, just like everyone else ! :P

And I disagree, the world is better as a foolish place, nice is boring and anyway foolishness gets you the odd smiles ! :) :)

Liked the post ! :D

knk said...

looks very funny

i am different fool
i am the fool reading about fools written by fool

haha

http://smsjar.blogspot.com/

sepo said...

awsm
the analysis of fools was insightful.
great job..!

Neha said...

hahahahahahahahahaha..this was one hellua post..loved it..awesome observation..

I have written two posts on people and Insignia has written one on my blog.. after reading this one; I am sure you will enjoy those thoroughly :D

G said...

wow... u did this analysis yourself ? cool yea.. perfect categorization, really... now everything seems to make sense, there were times when i couldnt figure out why people acted foolish in different way and how to put them all under one common label....
the first category gives me a veritable solution for the kinds i just dont have an answer to.. and the fourth ones, well..arent we just proud of adding charm to that one ;)
happy april fools jaunty... its our day !

- Sugar Cube - said...

Lol..nicely categorized!

'Seemingly wise fools' - well said! They are maha-fools :D

Chengdi!!! said...

You hav done the classification of fools so well....

hats off to u!!!

mast post to begin a foolish month!!!!

keep scribblng!!!

:)

SG said...

Happy fools day to you too. Nice classification fo fools. Like it. Looking foward to read your exciting things that are going to be unfold during this month.

Americanising Desi said...

hahahahah girl you rock!

i think i m the know it all fool! at least when i am with the other kinds of fools ;)

lol!

loved this!

Jaunty anima said...

@Sukriti:

Oho...Finally!!
Thankew n same 2 u!!:P
Yes a lot of it..U noe wat a soft corner I have for fools!!
Le diyo yaar ye degree..shayad placement ke time kaam aa jaye!!:D

Jaunty anima said...

@Karthik:

Good..Just-like-that fool!!:P
N now u noe..n there are even more types...look around and analyse!!U'll find more than hundred types..ye to generalised categorisation thi!

U noe...but why is the month special to u???Cmon lemme noe!!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Rahil:

Thanku Rahil!!Thanku so much..Yaaba Daaba Doo!!

N thanku for all the wishes!!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Skywalker:

Thankew and same to you...after all it's April:D

Wah...Acting fools..I've come across so many o dem....Why dint it cross my mind earlier!!:(
Thanks 4 adding to d list!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Harini:

Harini...whuch one, though???:P
Hiding it, huh!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Insignia:

Thanku Insignia..!!I hope I do!!:P

Oh..may be I wud hav missed out on ur category...or wait....R U Foolishically challenged too????:P
Do lemme noe!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Vandi:

Thanku Vandi.,.then u can atleast temme which category, yours wud be!! Or is it that u r foolishically challenged too????:P

Jaunty anima said...

@Sourav:

*10 tmes disappointed*
Why cunt I fit u in any of d categories!!!
Which one is urs be..INDEPENDENT FOOLISH IDENTITY!!
Wah!!
Agree that foolishness brings odd smiles...but when blown out of proportion, it may get the world topsy turvy!!

Jaunty anima said...

@knk:

Hey welcome to my blog!!

Wow!!'Fool-reading-other-fools'!!!

keep cmn back:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Sepo:

Thanku Sepo!!
Was it!!But u dint lemme noe whether u fitted in any of d categories!!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Neha:

Thanku Neha!!Thanku so much!!

Really...I'd surely luv to read those..So even u love analysing people!!

Cmn to ur blog in a jiffy!
:)

Jaunty anima said...

@G:

Yeah babe..did it myself..after all d velapanti that I am...
Exactly even I found it difficult..so decided to do this managing task...n now it's all properly managed in my head....

N yay to all the fools like us!!Same to u dear...Muahhhhh:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Sugar:

Thanks SUgar!

True...so each one of us have come across these maha fools, nahi!! Thay are just so common!:D

Jaunty anima said...

@Chengdi:

Hey welcome to my blog!!
:)

Thanku so much for ur comment!!
Happy fools month to u too;;;Have a good one!!

N keep cmn back to d foolish blog!!

Jaunty anima said...

@SG:

Thanku SG!!
N yes wait for it...Stay hooked to the blog..and visit regularly to know what's up with me to catch d info
!!
;)

Jaunty anima said...

@AD:

Hey Ad....thankew..!!

Haha..That brings another category...'Know-it-all' fools...
Ohh...everyone has a new category to tell about..
So the world is full of fools...!!
hehe:)

Chengdi!!! said...

Hey thanks!!!!
felt gr8 readng it...

Nd keep visitng my blog too...

It wil help me to scribble moreee....

=P

:)

Sorcerer said...

Fandastigo!!

Happy belated 'special' day

Nipun said...

Happy Fools Day..:)
Spread the laugh and yes, make the world a better place to live not a foolish place..:)

First time here..
Loved it..
Going through other posts of urs..

Cheers

Nuts

Karthik said...

It's the same reason as yours.. ;)

Baljinder Singh said...

well...I know m one of those categories but not sure relating to which one,...:P
Categorization of fools was really awesome...

Jaunty anima said...

@Chengdi:

Hey dear..surely..I will!

And keep writing those lovely posts...n I'll be back 4 more!!

:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Sorcy:

Hey thanks boy!!

N well belated wishes to u too for the fools day!
;)

Jaunty anima said...

@Karthik:

Really!!

Now I'm waiting for the things to unfold...coz I really can't make out how come things are same for u..did a bit of research!!!*scratches head*

Jaunty anima said...

@Baljinder:

Hey..thanku thanku!!

Think abt it..M sure u'll find out ur category...It'll add to my knowledge of fools!!
;)

bondgal_rulz said...

Arre!!! I read this one and commented too!!!

Mera comment kidhar gaya????

*looks around with hands on her waist*

LOVED the picha btw!! :) :)

I think main thosi thodi sabhi categories mein aati hoon. Shay! :(

Jaunty anima said...

@Isha:

There's some prob wid blogger..I guess..!

It has happened earlier too wid other bloggers...neva mind...
It's gud to see u r still bak to comment..
This blogger...I tell u!!

Nway..thanku dear...N u r a multicategory fool...That's an achievmnet in itself...Yay For Isha!!:D

Jaunty anima said...

@Nipun:

Hey...welcome to my place!!

Absolutely./.*nods head*

N thanku so much...
Wud like to see more of ya here..:)

Kedar said...

The category 1 fools you mentioned, the seemingly wise ones.. they are the some of the most irritating kinds of people you meet...
iBelong to category 4... the mango people fools...
btw, this is my first visit (and comment) on your blog... liked it..
keep up the good work....

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

First visit to your blog, came through insignia's blog. I can proudly say that I belong to the last category...

You have done a nice analysis of different types of fools :) good one and yes happy fools month :)

The Holy Lama said...

Phoolon ke shahar se Foolon par study. Jiyo mere phool.

Jaunty anima said...

@Kedar:

Hey..welcome to my space..!!:)

N yes they really get on my nerves..IRRITATING!!

N d mango people category..yea most of us do belong to our very own category:D

Keep cmn back...Wud like to read more of ya too!!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Gayathri:

Hey welcome to my space..:)

PROUD to be a fool, haan!!*chuckles*
N thanku dear...
I'd like to see u here more often...:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Lama:

Yay....Bahaaron Fool Barsaayo..Holy Lama ka comment aaya hai!!LOL!!

Thanku so much...!!!:)

Destiny's child... said...

Lol..true...what would the world do without regular fools like us? ;)

Wow! you know what I've got for word verification for this post? Destioni!
The blog recognizes me...yay!!! :D

Jaunty anima said...

@DC:

Hey...absolutely..we add color to the world!!

N yea it does coz u so belong here!!

Tc:)