Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I Dare You!

I dare you to write something more useless and vaguer than this piece..it’s one valuable figment of my imagination! :P



Zizu (sweetly): Oye! Why are you looking so serious?



Zuzu (fuming, gives him a murderer’s look)



Zizu (calmly now): Tell me, if I can help you with something? C’mon tell me tell me! I’ll do whatever it takes to help you.



Zuzu: In thats case, listen! I gots up earlys this mornings to enjoy the early mornings breese.



Zizu: Wow! But what’s with those S’s?



Zuzu (eyes popped out of eyeballs): Shuts up! Dare you interrupts? As I opened my arms, smellings the mornings perfumes, feelings the mornings dews on my feets, a moment when all I coulds say was ‘Aah’, a crow peed rights in my mouths (pointing towards his mouth). Rights here.



Zizu: Oh! Did that taste bad? Was it sour, salty, bitter or like what? (Scratches head)



Zuzu (hits Zizu hard on his head): How does this taste? Anyways, I spitted and turned arounds to attend a phones calls. A girls on the other sides kept on askings for some SiSi, I tolds her I was SuSu and not SiSi and she abused me in 3 differents languages, out of which onlys one I could precisely makes outs.



Zizu (ROFL): You told her that?


Zuzu: As if it was nots enoughs, the traffic guy stopped me and asked for my documents. That’s whens I realizes I don’t have thems. Ands outs of frustrations, I says ‘Sucks’(Shuxs)! That wild morons holds my collars and smacks and whacks me. I slowlys slowlys reachs my office and here my stupids, good-for-nothings secretarys scaringly screams,”Sirrrs..! Yours pants!!” Thinkings I may have forgottens to do the all importants zipping jobs, I pulls her scarfs from her necks, out of desperations, almost strangulatings her in this attempts. And thats cocky girls doesn’t even understands my desperations and kicks my butts with her stilettos. Ahhh…it hurts to thinks about its!



Zizu: Oh..that must be embarrassing! Wasn’t it? I need to diagnose it. Tell me! You were all fine yesterday. What’s up with your lingo? Did you have something?



Zuzu: Nothings really! Last nights, I popped some stupids sissy pills alongs with some sodas and later dranks Enos to neutralize the acids in my bodys. I guesses theres a lots of Fissss in my body!



Zizu: Ands in yours voice-bocss toos! *grins*



P.S. This is a weird, wild imagination, I agree. But you needn’t scratch your heads. Just ignore! You really needn’t bother! : P



I’m feeling absolutely empty-headed, right now! That’s my mood for the day!

Need I say that? You might have guessed that, already!! : D

27 comments:

COMMUNI said...

I surrender...

I bows with my heads downs, hands downs and if possible my legs too downs...

Destiny's child... said...

lols...rofls...hahas... this posts is infectious, i guesses :D

Mayz said...

now thats wat i call productive use of time!!!

n these sssss r sooo addictivess!!!

btw even the word verification below says ovesss :-s

Insignia said...

Lolsss..Posts goings tos becomes infectiosss....:-D

Awesome..empty headed can think this way!! :-D

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

hehehe instead of zizu it shud hve been zoozoo :P

nice one...loved it!

Prithwish....... said...

ha ha ha ha ..good one...loved it...!

bondgal_rulz said...

Oieeeee.......I loved the result of your empty-headedness!!!!

Be like this more often no? :P

Cheers

- Sugar Cube - said...

lol..is this what an empty head brings ?? Wonder what all you'll churn out otherwise :P

I Like

Sourav C. Pandey said...

The sissy-pills is what caught my imaginations most .. this is exactly .. WHAT ? :P

And I never knew anyone with a fascination for S other then Fhahid .. ohhh I got it wrong here ! ;)

Sourav :)

Siddhesh 'Ravan' Kabe said...

empty head is a devils workshop...and dis workshop is running 24x7

The Holy Lama said...

gigglessss. empty minds put to works;D

Neha said...

lo...thank god for ur emptiness..this is brilliant :D

Sukriti said...

i will be ignoring this one fr sure....

Jaunty anima said...

@Communi:

Heyys Communi...I'm overwhelmeds...
I takes a bowssss!!!

Yaabas-Daabas-doos!!

Jaunty anima said...

@DC:

Hey DCs ...yas...I knows...it is too damns infectioussss!!!

I can sees people gettings infected in ones go!;)

Jaunty anima said...

@Mayz:

Ahhhsss....Thank yous Thank yous!!

Productives!!! :o

Really prooductives whens you have s lottas assignments piled ups and minors approoachings toos!!:D

Jaunty anima said...

@Insignia:

Heyss..you doubts...my emptyheadedness!!
Damns...with a pea-sized brains that i haves I can't even proves!! :(

Jaunty anima said...

@Gaythri:

Ohhh...thankyous for suggestions...!!

Buts I loves it as Zizus and Zuzus only!!:)

Jaunty anima said...

@Prithwish:

Ohh..thank yous thank yous!!
*flashes a wide grin*

Jaunty anima said...

@Bondgal:

Ohhh dears...you likes!!

Reallys..made my days....n yes i tries to be like thats forever buts somes stupid elements in life always tend to spoil its for meees!

But you surely made my day!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Sugar:

Oh thank yous dearies!!

well it's there for yous to see...what it does otherwise!!

i'm surprised I gots such lovely comments for a fultoo-faltoos post like this ones!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Sourav:

Awww..Souravs!!!

I'm soooo happy to sees you visitings only that I can't say more...!!

N sissy...just LOL!!!:P

Jaunty anima said...

@Sid:

yeas...totally!!

this devil's workshops I tell yous!!;)

@Lama:

more gigglessss!!

This empty mind can do wonders...I realised todays!!

Jaunty anima said...

@Neha:

Thank yous for such kind comments..I was rather expecting tamatars and jootes for this one!!

Blogsville is full of kind people!

Jaunty anima said...

@Su:

well...for this kind of a post...this was what i was expecting!!

Rahil said...

Seriously tried twice, didnt had the power to read it thrice :P

You are the ultimate bloggin champion :)

I salute u..

Jaunty anima said...

@Rahil:

Thanku thanku....!!

I'm supah-dupah happy!!Tu to challenge bhi nahi kar saka...Bol hi deta!!

I'm the queen of weirdness..am I not?